Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

**This will be our final posting of the traditional Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday. In 2009 we will dedicate Wednesday to being "Vent day Wednesday". You can now vent about anything you want to. We will do most of these posts in video form. Don't get me wrong, you can still leave your don'tcha hate it when comments if you want! :)**

Don'tcha hate it when...

• Dwayne cleans in the house for what feels like the first time in our long marriage and he thinks he is owed something? and then wants to talk about how he cleaned up (that one time mind you) for about 3 months!
• it is 24 degrees one day and the next it is 76!
• my kids tell me that I "think" I am cool. Trust me, they could have a lamer mother than I am lol! Oh, and when I type or test 'lol' they think I should not know about that. Again, I could be way lamer than I am!
• you have to catch up to blogging after the holidays. It's so hard to get back into it right away.
• people only call you because they want or need something. You would not hear from them otherwise. I know I always complain about that one but it annoys me!

Please stay tuned next Wednesday for the video launch of 'Vent day Wednesday'. Dwayne will be hosting it so I promise it will be very entertaining! I apologize for his obnoxious behavior in advance!
Now my friends, it is your turn... What's buggin you? Hit us up in the comments!

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• Dwayne is in charge of the getting the fire going and the house smells like a barbecue pit. Dwayne honey, you were born and raised in Miami, Florida. You are not a fireologist.
• you receive a re-gifted gift that you know was a re-gift. Just not cool.
• people treat you like hell all year and then want to be nice because it's the holiday season.
• you string your lights on the tree and when you are ready to do the tree lighting for the family you have big gaps of unlit lights.

that's all I have for now but I am sure Dwayne will do something dumb and I will be back. Now it your turn to gripe. Hit us up in the comments!

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• there is an object in the middle of the floor (that should not be there) and everyone in the house walks, skips, cartwheels, and leaps over it? I purposely don't pick it up to wait and see who will. Said object pretty much sits and rots for days of course.


• women curse worse than men.


• people do not know how to send forwarded email.


• I think I am about to get an actual afternoon nap...dog barks and boom, baby wakes up.


• on the coldest night of the season, the big bear that sleeps next to me hogs all the covers. We have 2 comforters on the bed for a reason!


• you want to slap the living daylights out of some one's bratty, rude kid and you can't since they are not yours.

Okay, I think I'm good. How about you? Hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• you have been seeing previews of a show you've been longing to watch and when you do finally see it you are so disappointed. Example: Jon & Kate plus 8 wedding. Not the romantic tear jerker I was looking forward to at all.


• hubby laughs at you because your show was a bust.


• you have to make a $175 payment and the vendor tells you to make a deposit (fair enough right? WRONG!!!) They say $150 minimum deposit, huh??? Might as well pay the entire amount at one time!


• you scrape the roof of your mouth from eating too much of something that you shouldn't mess with in the first place.


• people are stressing out about what to buy for Christmas when they need to be thinking of those that have to go without the basic necessities (victims of foreclosure, loss of home due to destruction, job loss, etc...) It annoys me and believe me, life freakin' goes on after the 25th. I promise.

Well, I got may say and now you take a turn. Hit us up in the comments!

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• you can't find your keys and you get frantic looking for them. Only to find that they were in your back pocket or in your hand.


• you find out from your kids that they have to pay for volleyball uniforms. I am setting aside a good $100 thinking that will suffice only to find out they cost $179, PER CHILD!!! Times 2 kids that makes $358!!! Merry Christmas girls!!


• you get a bluetooth for your birthday (good bye corded ear piece) and it ends up not to be compatible with your phone. Just my freakin luck :/


• hateful unhappy people want you to feel as bad as they do.


• you buy something and realize after you get home that you did not use your coupon. I hate that one, I'm the coupon Queen. I do at least warn the person behind me that I may be a minute and I even offer up coupons that I won't use for things I see they are purchasing. *Yeah, just had to say that cause I just know one of you will comment and say you hate it when you are stuck behind someone that has a fist full of coupons!

Now it's your turn to gripe... Hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wordless Wednesday

I really don't have anything that is bothering me at the moment except I hate it when this little muffin keeps doing too much too soon. He is not staying a baby long enough :( Feel free to post your gripes anyway! I love reading what you have to say.

**Dwayne: Oh, I got something to say- (FELLAS) Don'tcha hate it when you are walking in the mall with your child, and the females come up to you and start talking , and the wife thinks you are doing something to make the women come over. For instance, William and I were in the store last weekend in the boy's section while Shell and the girls were in the Juniors' section. This store employee comes over and starts talking about how William is soooo cute. William grabs the woman's finger and is just smiling away. I try to get William to let go, then he starts whipping that killer smile (with a little laughter mixed in) on the lady, she melts, and her man (behind the counter) is looking at me like I'm trying to holla at her. Then William lets go and the lady walks off all looking back, sashaying her big butt around, now her man wants to mean mug me, and I'm like dude that's your problem. Then Shelly and the girls walk up looking at me like I'm using William as a chick magnet. Shell and the girls are like mmm hmm! So I'm like What!? I try to explain and then Shell and the girls look at William and he is like DA DA DA DA, so he is trying act like he has no idea of we're talking about. When Shell and the girls walk off, William looks at me and laughs. I'm like playa that was foul, and he just laughs. Man I hate that ! Peace

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• you are getting ready to cook or bake something and you realize you are all out of something important like flour, sugar or rice.
• you catch yourself singing songs in the car off of Noggin/Nick Jr (preschool songs mind you). Can't get enough of those Blue's Clues.
• you are ready to take a sip of your nicely chilled, been waiting to drink you all day wine or cocktail and you suddenly hear baby cries or whines. Beverage gets warm :(
• you accidentally spill perfectly good adult beverage. What a waste!
• one of your family members did not cover their food when they used the microwave and tried to do the quick wipe up instead of a full clean, and think I would not notice those nasty streaks.

Well that about does it for me, it's now your turn to gripe. You know you want to. Hit us up in the comments :)

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when....

• you get in the self checkout lane at the store (especially during the busier hours) and you get behind a "first timer" that not only does not know what she is doing, but dares to have like 20 items over the limit. Idiot.
• you buy something today (open it up and use it) only to find it on clearance the next day.
• you get all showered, dressed up, and pretty then your precious baby spits up all over you.
• you neatly pack up a box for shipping to someone special and after you tape it up, you realize you forgot to put the card in the box.

Well, I want everyone too see that I did not use my Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday to trash talk my hubby. **Of course this has nothing to do with that FAT bonus check you have sitting in the bank that I am forbidden to touch even though it's calling my name

Now folks, it's your turn to let us know what drives you mad. Hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when... (Sheliza)

• you get the opportunity to shop on another person's dime and can't find a single thing you want?
• you go take take the last sip of your what was once steaming hot coffee and it's cold. UGH!
• you have like a couple dozen blog stalkers that visit everyday, yet have never left a single comment?
• the day you actually order fast food (cause you were craving those crispy fries) and you get home and guess what? No fries.
• you try to sneak and get some crispy fries (because if the whole family knew you would end up spending like $30) and you still end up getting caught. Now I look like the bad mom.
  

Don'tcha hate it when....(Dwayne)

• you need 5 more minutes of sleep and all you can hear is your wife yelling your name..Example "DWAYNE? - DWAYNE?! .. Get Up!!!"
• after you don't get up, your wife strategically places coffee next to the bed and stirs the cup like it's an Olympic event.
• your wife finally gives up trying to wake you up, and you think you can get 5 more minutes to sleep, and then the dog starts barking. (I think my wife taught him that). Y'all say it with me .. Now that's some BullS%#t!
• your wife smiles when you say 'OK OK I'm up'.

Don'tcha hate it when.... (Sheliza)

• your hubby thinks he can use hate it when Wednesdays to bash his perfect wife.
• your dumb ass hubby has the nerve to complain that the coffee is cold by the time he finally gets out of the bed.

Alright, we better stop before things get too ugly around here. Y'all know what to do, hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• you grab a doorknob and it's sticky or greasy and as always, nobody did it.
• you are trying to help your hubby by getting him ready for work (making coffee, breakfast, ironing clothing, and packing lunch) and he is mad at you for making him get up. Hello?? Hot coffee and breakfast?!!!
• you finally finished cleaning the house and then the family comes home. If you are a SAHM you know exactly what I mean.
• When your wife puts you on blast and put all your business out in the aura ( Dwayne )
• When you make a post and you get 1 comment, but your wife makes a post and gets 15 million comments ( Dwayne- PS- thanks Katie for commenting on my post :))
• you are reminded of why you can't stand going to WalMart because you get hit up to buy something before you make it into the actual store.

Now it's your turn, hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

You know how it works...

Don'tcha hate it when...

• you are eating something that is so good and you run out and all you need is like one or two more bites to be satisfied.
• you finally get out of the house alone and your cell phone rings off the hook.
• you find fingerprints on your computer screen and they don't belong to you. ugh!
• people post like a thousand youtube videos on their blog. (not targeted at anyone specific Dwayne)
• you are forced to retire your favorite article of clothing. (Yes Dwayne, the 15 year old Miami Hurricanes shorts have got to go!)

Okay, I'm tapped out now, it's your turn. Hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when....

• people that make a reasonable income with no kids complain about their finances. Get a second job!
• people assume that because you're a stay-at-home mom that you can run all their errands for them in the daytime.
• you have to share your Milano cookies with your kids. Hey, they have their own snacks..leave mine alone!
• you get your child's favorite shows theme song gets stuck in your head. Glad High School Musical died down with the kids cause I was going nuts with that one!
• your husband should be getting ready for work and he's sitting there watching Blue's Clues like it's CNN.
• when your hubby needs to be pulling the trash bin out to the curb but he's too busy watching Arthur.

It's your turn now... what bugs you? Hit us up in the comments!

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Okay, I have been slacking so here it goes...

Don'tcha hate it when...

• You make an extravagant meal that took hours to cook and your family enjoys it. Then you make a 1/2 hour meal and the family is raving as if they were eating steak and lobster.
• Your hubby is actually right. Damn.
• Your baby boy discovers he has "boy parts". Now I have to look at him and the hubby grab their parts. Not attractive.
• Your children bring up your faults in front of company. I don't recall ever saying that I was perfect to begin with.

My list could go on but that would make me sound bitter LOL! What bugs you? Hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

• you are blog browsing and forget your speakers are turned up and you land on a blog with music?! Scares the hell outta you huh?!
• you invite someone over for a meal and before you can offer they assume they can fix a plate to go?
• you have to pack away laundry? I'd much rather have a nice "clean clothes" pile at the foot of my bed thanks!
• it's time to get the cars fueled up again?
• you forget to sweeten your coffee, ughh!
• even worse, you go to make coffee and realize that was the one item you forgot the day prior at the grocery store. I think even with a list I always forget at least one thing.

What bugs you? Hit us up in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

All right, time to do it again....

Don'tcha hate it when..

• you are trying to get your lazy husband up for work and he ignores you.
• every time you think you have a break to sit down and relax the phone rings.
• when you get forwarded mail in the form of a text message (delete this and you will have bad luck for 10 years...whatever!!)
• When you get forwarded email that has been circulating since the Internet became available and you get it sent to you as if it is the newest thing out.

Let us know what bugs you.

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Well, we have neglected our Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesdays so let's get things back up and running. Let's complain away!!

• I hate it when people that call themselves your "friend" only call when they want to borrow something. Then when they borrow it, they forget it does not belong to them but act like it does. Then you have to borrow your own stuff back!



• I hate it when a certain hubby (not saying any names) does not know how to take his socks off without them turning inside out. Then when it is time to do laundry I get the pleasure of turning them the correct side out.



• I hate it when the kids say "oh, I didn't hear you" or "I don't know".



• I still hate it when people call diapers 'pampers'.



• I still hate people that talk on the cellphone and drive like crap.



• I hate it when family members and personal friends tell me or email about my blog and never leave an actual comment. Uh, hello...that is what the comment section is for!
  

What bugs you? Hit us up in the comments!

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Hey everyone, you know what day it is so let's get started...

Fellas, members of the BBCDO -Don'tcha hate it when you ask your wife for 10 more minutes of sleep in the morning and she comes back in 8?

Don'tcha hate it when your wife tells you not to do something because it will turn out bad, you do it anyway, and it turns out bad?

Dont'cha hate it when your wife acts like the best wife in the world and then you remember it's payday? ( man that's foul)

My personal one- I hate it when I go to the store to buy something and everybody says "you're that guy with the pretty wife and pretty kids. (HELLO?? I HAVE A NAME!!!!)

Fellas get at me with your Hate it when Wednesday in the comments area, and LADIES, if you think you're brave enough to hang with the big boys, meet us in the comment area and hit us up.

Peace- Ismail the Great

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when...

You allow someone to view your photos and they feel the need to put their fingers all over them?

And when you are standing in line at a store to pay for your items and the person behind you feels the need to stand practically on top of you. Ever heard of personal space?

And when a person thinks it is okay to put their hands through your hair without permission? Again...personal space!

And last, when people drive badly while yapping away on their cell phone. Get a Bluetooth!

What bugs you?? Hit me up in the comments....

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Here we go....
Another edition of Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday....

Don'tcha hate it when people on reality shows (especially looking for love) cry all the damn time? Why would you cry over Flavor Flav???

Or don'tcha hate when a two year old is allowed to show his/her booty shaking techniques while everyone watches and thinks it's cute? And then the mother will tell the child to drop it like it's hot! Why people!?

What annoys you? Let us know in the comments...

Don'tcha hate it when.... Wednesday

Don'tcha hate it when people call diapers "pampers" and baby formula "milk". What in the world?? Maybe it just bugs me because around my home I am referred to as the 'Grammar Queen'.

What bugs you?