- Dwayne is in charge of the getting the fire going and the house smells like a barbecue pit. Dwayne honey, you were born and raised in Miami, Florida. You are not a fireologist.
- you receive a re-gifted gift that you know was a re-gift. Just not cool.
- people treat you like hell all year and then want to be nice because it's the holiday season.
- you string your lights on the tree and when you are ready to do the tree lighting for the family you have big gaps of unlit lights.
that's all I have for now but I am sure Dwayne will do something dumb and I will be back. Now it your turn to gripe. Hit us up in the comments!