- you get the opportunity to shop on another person's dime and can't find a single thing you want?
- you go take take the last sip of your what was once steaming hot coffee and it's cold. UGH!
- you have like a couple dozen blog stalkers that visit everyday, yet have never left a single comment?
- the day you actually order fast food (cause you were craving those crispy fries) and you get home and guess what? No fries.
- you try to sneak and get some crispy fries (because if the whole family knew you would end up spending like $30) and you still end up getting caught. Now I look like the bad mom.
Don'tcha hate it when....(Dwayne)
- you need 5 more minutes of sleep and all you can hear is your wife yelling your name..Example "DWAYNE? - DWAYNE?! .. Get Up!!!"
- after you don't get up, your wife strategically places coffee next to the bed and stirs the cup like it's an Olympic event.
- your wife finally gives up trying to wake you up, and you think you can get 5 more minutes to sleep, and then the dog starts barking. (I think my wife taught him that). Y'all say it with me .. Now that's some BullS%#t!
- your wife smiles when you say 'OK OK I'm up'.
Don'tcha hate it when.... (Sheliza)
- your hubby thinks he can use hate it when Wednesdays to bash his perfect wife.
- your dumb ass hubby has the nerve to complain that the coffee is cold by the time he finally gets out of the bed.
Alright, we better stop before things get too ugly around here. Y'all know what to do, hit us up in the comments...