How To Impress A Woman:Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her, Pray with her, Pray for her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man:Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings and beer ... Don't block the TV and shut your mouth!
If that ain't the whole truth and nothin' but the truth. Loved it!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I cannot really say if it's truth. But I will say that you are not that far off from the truth. LOL!
ReplyDeletewell most of it is true :-) but because I am such low maintenance my list would be shorter
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