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Jul 1, 2010

Signs I'm in Dwayne's car...

Some of you ladies out there might have a *husband or boyfriend that takes a lot of pride in the appearance or maintenance of their cars. Sadly I have seen some men take better care of their car over their own children. Well I have a different kind of husband and here is a list of that reminds me I am in HIS car.
  1. The seat is pulled all the way back and is reclined to the point that you can sleep in that position.
  2. When I turn the key to start the car the radio comes on FULL blast and scares me senseless.
  3. The gas tank is on "E".
  4. The windshield has not been wiped in a long time. I am one of those women that can't stand to see even one spot on my windshield.
  5. I find, candy bar wrappers hidden in random spots. I can't say the brand before he gets on me. Yeah, he thinks he can sneak things he is not allowed to have and I won't find out.
  6. Why in the world is there McDonald's (sorry honey) Monopoly pieces all over the place? Again, don't think I won't find out your secrets.
  7. I see fingerprints on the windows. I don't do fingerprints.
  8. There is a sticky spot in the steering wheel. Sneaking something you shouldn't have perhaps?
  9. There is pollen from the spring season still on the dashboard.
  10. There are 50 magazines and books on the seat. Oh and of course an overdue book on CD set from the library.
  11. The floor mats look like animals live on them.
Does anyone have any similar stories like this?

*Sorry Dwayne, I love you still :)
Shelly, Mom Files


  1. You just described my minivan! That reminds me, I need to go and clean that thing out. I am embarrassed of how I have allowed it to get. sigh.

  2. I hate to have a junky car. I hate to let people even eat in my car. Eating is especially worse if you have little ones. They always waste something.

  3. Currently my van is a lot neater than that but not always. My hubby's car is almost always a mess.

  4. I must confess. My car was like that for a long time. I just cleaned it out after my son said, "Ma! Clean this car today! Today!" I di and since then I've been good. Now to my husband. All his junk, he puts in a big garbage bag. So he has 2 big bags in his back seat. He's a barber, so there's hair throughout his car. EWWWW

  5. Numbers 2, 6 and 10 are definitely me. All day. I used to be number 1 until the eyesight became bad, so now I just about drive standing up. LOL!

  6. *cracking up* @ #s 1, 2, and 5. Hilarious!!!!

  7. You just described MY CAR!! :(


  8. YUP!!!!! Still describes my car! SAD but, TRUE! LOL


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