- there is an object in the middle of the floor (that should not be there) and everyone in the house walks, skips, cartwheels, and leaps over it? I purposely don't pick it up to wait and see who will. Said object pretty much sits and rots for days of course.
- women curse worse than men.
- people do not know how to send forwarded email.
- I think I am about to get an actual afternoon nap...dog barks and boom, baby wakes up.
- on the coldest night of the season, the big bear that sleeps next to me hogs all the covers. We have 2 comforters on the bed for a reason!
- you want to slap the living daylights out of some one's bratty, rude kid and you can't since they are not yours.
Okay, I think I'm good. How about you? Hit us up in the comments...